Friday, February 8, 2008

My interview with Fall Out Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ME:So guys how was The Young Wild Things Tour
PETE:I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Patrick was making a weird buzzing sound in my ear. PATRICK, STOP.
PATRICK:BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I'm a bee. BUZZZZZZZZZZZ
JOE:Hey Pete, I just scored a girlfriend.
ME, PETE, PATRICK, ANDY:WHAT?(PETE cell rings and its Ashlee. HE answers it)
PETE:Hey babe, how are you?
ME:Uhh, guys, we're in the middle of an interview. Could we-
PETE:WHAT? JOE, I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
JOE:BRING IT.
PETE:YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
JOE:No honey, I want the whole thing.
ANDY: UMM HMM
PATRICK:Hey, did I tell you that bumble bees are going extinct?
ME:Thats wayyyyyyy more interesting than this.
JOE:You wern't enough anyway.
PETE:I was more than you.
BRENDON:YEAH. Go Pete.
ME:Hey Brendon, come and talk.
RYAN:All that glitters is not gold.
ME:WHAT? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
RYAN:My mom.
PATRICK:Bumble Bees come from their mothers, YAY.
(JOE and PETE are yelling back at eachother)
ME:GUYS, GUYS. Stop. What started this anyway?
PETE:He stole my girlfriend.
ME:Oh, well then it's fine to beat him up.
(Random bell starts playing. JOE and PETE are standing in a boxing ring)
BRENDON:In this corner, Peter Wentz.
RYAN:In this Corner, Joseph Trohman.
BRENDON:FIGHT
ANDY:I don't get paid to understand any of this...
ME:Brendon, Ryan, Patrick, Andy... let's go for tacos.
BRENDON, RYAN, ANDY, PATRICK:Yeah...
(JOE and Pete fight all through the night)
Keep Watching to find out who wins.

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